The Lois list has been riffing about Queer Eye for the Vor Guy. All this spoofing makes me actually regret that I've never had an opportunity to see the actual show.
Me, I'm just waiting for season-after-next's hot new hit:
Straight Eye for the Queer Guy
Where five straight-arrows teach a flaming pansy how to chaw terbacky (Bubba, grooming), drink bear-piss beer and like it (Slim, foods), build and drive a Monster Truck (Coltrane (aka Colt), design), dress like a backwoods hick (Jimmy-Joe-Bob, fashion) and impress trailer trash (Paris Hilton, culture).
(NB: If someone out there takes offense to the very idea, remember: it's okay to poke fun at straight guys. Why isn't turnabout fair play?)
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Date: 2003-12-11 03:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-11 07:24 pm (UTC)Straight Eye for the Queer Guy
Where five straight-arrows teach a flaming pansy how to chaw terbacky (Bubba, grooming), drink bear-piss beer and like it (Slim, foods), build and drive a Monster Truck (Coltrane (aka Colt), design), dress like a backwoods hick (Jimmy-Joe-Bob, fashion) and impress trailer trash (Paris Hilton, culture).
(NB: If someone out there takes offense to the very idea, remember: it's okay to poke fun at straight guys. Why isn't turnabout fair play?)