ISO9000 Coffee

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From the Daily WTF

Proposed ISO9000 guidelines for coffee

* ISO9000 Water Particulate Tolerence
* ISO9000 Bean Grind Specifications ( MSDS from the manufacturer )
* ISO9000 Production Batch Documenting ( brew logs )
* ISO9000 Production Tolerance and Measurement ( too weak, too strong )
* ISO9000 Spent Grind Disposal Procedures
* ISO9000 Product Container Specifications ( the cup )
* ISO9000 Safe Handling Procedures ( holding the cup, pouring the coffee )
* ISO9000 Spill Containment Procedures ( oops )
* ISO9000 Burn Response Procedures ( ouch )
* ISO9000 Machine Maintence & Inspection Documenting ( cleaning Logs )
* ISO9000 - 5S compliance ( clean and orderly brewing area )
* ISO9000 End User Feedback Evaluation ( does it boost you as expected )