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• Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
• Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left at the trailer park."
• The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
• The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
• The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."
• Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
• "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges."
• The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
• Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
• You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
• Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
• Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left at the trailer park."
• The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
• The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
• The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."
• Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
• "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges."
• The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
• Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
• You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
