Things you'll never likely see happen on Sesame Street:

[patgund]

(Sent to me by a friend)

1. Any of the human characters eating Oscar's worm Slimey.
2. Big Bird laying an egg.
3. Bert and Ernie getting married.
4. The Count overpowering any of the humans and drinking their blood.
5. Guy Smiley mistakingly calling "dimples" "nipples"...
6. Elmo making an omlet out of Humpty Dumpty.
7. Gordon leaving Susan for Mr. Snuffleupagus.
8. Zoe clobbering Elmo with brass nuckles and numchucks. (But I could wish!!)
9. Cookie Monster giving up cookies in favor of healthy food.
10. 10 banana creme pieeeeeeeeees (that is sooooo '70s!)
11. Cookie Monster ever looking like he's eaten way too many cookies.
12. Kermit the Frog doing Polly Darton...