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patgundA dating guide.....using "Star Wars" metaphors......on the "Right Guard" website.....
http://www.rgxlife.com/her/articles/her13.html
"Woman travel in packs, and with a pack, there’s always an alpha female or two, or as I call it, a “Darth- female” ready to tear you down and magically reveal all your weaknesses like your poor credit score, how you miss your old feathered mullet, and that tendency you have to practice wrestling moves in the nude. Why do we “Darth females” like to make your life hell? Because we don’t trust you if our lives depended on it, and if you’re cute we want to know why you didn’t choose us. To put it frankly, if her friends don’t like you from the get-go, you’re facing a ton of future hassle. But don’t put down that Heineken just yet; there is a way to please the dark side. Grab your light saber, and read the following strategies on breaking through the “Force-Field,” and enlist one based on your personality type."
*Twitch*
http://www.rgxlife.com/her/articles/her13.html
"Woman travel in packs, and with a pack, there’s always an alpha female or two, or as I call it, a “Darth- female” ready to tear you down and magically reveal all your weaknesses like your poor credit score, how you miss your old feathered mullet, and that tendency you have to practice wrestling moves in the nude. Why do we “Darth females” like to make your life hell? Because we don’t trust you if our lives depended on it, and if you’re cute we want to know why you didn’t choose us. To put it frankly, if her friends don’t like you from the get-go, you’re facing a ton of future hassle. But don’t put down that Heineken just yet; there is a way to please the dark side. Grab your light saber, and read the following strategies on breaking through the “Force-Field,” and enlist one based on your personality type."
*Twitch*
