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patgundMy parrot bonked my feather hat
"HORRIFIED Jackie Lucking woke to find her parrot bonking her feather hat — while she was wearing it!
Her pet Shrek flew into a lust-filled frenzy after swallowing nine SlimNSexy diet pills, which also boost sex drive.
Mum-of-three Jackie, 40, of Witham, Essex, had nodded off wearing the hat after a christening.
She said: “He turned into a maniac. All he wanted was to get his wing over, it’s disgusting.”
"HORRIFIED Jackie Lucking woke to find her parrot bonking her feather hat — while she was wearing it!
Her pet Shrek flew into a lust-filled frenzy after swallowing nine SlimNSexy diet pills, which also boost sex drive.
Mum-of-three Jackie, 40, of Witham, Essex, had nodded off wearing the hat after a christening.
She said: “He turned into a maniac. All he wanted was to get his wing over, it’s disgusting.”
