Meming

[patgund]

If you call me "Patrick", then more than likely you know me in person.
If you call me "Padraig", then you more than likely know me from the SCA or faire.
If you call me "Gund" or "PatGund", then you more tha likely know me on-line
If you call me "Pat", then you're my mom. Or asking for my mom and got be instead, (she's Patricia)
If you call me "Paddy-me-laddy". you're one of two people in the world who can call me that and live.
If you call me "Terrance" or "Terrance Alexander", then you know me from playing Vampire and LARPing.
If you call me "Shannon", then you also know me from Faire - way back when.
If you call me "Emerald", you know me from BBSing.
If you call me "Discord", you know me from 2400 and 3600 baud BBSing.
If you call me "Daddy", you're my daughter.
If you call me "Dear" or "Dearheart", you're one of a very small group of people I trust enough to love.
If you call me one of two very special, very private names, well, you're a single particular person I always will love.