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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 26 April 2011

And the listening stations outside of birtherstan report today that we have confirmation that Inmate Lakin's sentence was affirmed by the US Army. Racism? Among birthers? The deuce you say. Both CNN and Fox News say that yes, Obama was born in the United States, cope.

Anderson Cooper debunks Trump - repeatedly. Franklin Graham is trying to be the Grand Mufti of Birtherstan. Dr. Kate gives some idea of when she started to go crazy, though evidence shows it was much earlier. Fitzpatrick is rehashing debunked stories, while Carl Swensson hints that Fitzpatrick is even less stable than feared.

Sharon Rondeau is seeing the State of Hawaii in her breakfast cereal. Colorado comes up with a birther bill, Connecticut shoots one down. And Reince Priebus is trying to keep birtherism from splashing on the GOP.