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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 12-13 February 2013

In today's dispatches, a dire prediction of civil war, based on the writers paranoid delusion and utter disregard for the facts or reality. Dr. Orly's first Supreme Court rally is a Glorious Peoples Victory that numbers in the tens of people. Richard Sanders is either a birther himself, or a huckster trying to get some of that sweet, sweet birther cash.

Rudy Davis does a giggling, incoherent, racist video. Okay, more so than usual. Al Hendershot tries to rewrite Dr. Orly's upcoming Supreme Court rejection. We find a yet unseen video from racist puppeteer Christa Chantal Allen. And another "no, really, honest" video from Carl Gallups where he gives boy defective Mike Zullo a reach-around with a happy ending.

But the two outstanding pieces of news are what takes the cake. First off is Padawan Paul Guthrie's latest steaming pile of taitz, and boy howdy does he let his sexist freak-flag fly. And the second is a planned movie version of Terry Lakin's poorly ghost-written self-serving birther bible "Officer's (violation of an) Oath". Produced by Lakin fanboy Marco Ciavolino and long-time birther huckster Dean Haskins, (assuming they can fleece enough of the birtherstani faithful to pay for this future drink coaster.)