"King Kev's" Nessie Wank, take inifinty.......

[patgund]

Gak.

Looks like Gilderoy Lockhart Kevin Carlyon, the so-called "King of the White Witches" in the UK has once again decided to bundle himself and his latest bathrobe up to Loch Ness. This time it's to conduct a seance to contact the spirit of Nessie.

"White Witch hopes to contact Nessie's ghost in a seance"

Could be worse I guess. If Kevinpooh was on this side of the pond, he'd be writing books for the Tradition of the Month crap festival. And more than likely playing dueling egos with Tarnished Ravenpuppy in the process. ("Coming soon from Llewellyn, Carlyon's latest book 'To Wear a Ratty Bathrobe'"!!!)

Comments

[tepintzin.livejournal.com]

Well should they pray for his soul, because he is committing the grave and mortal sin of JACKASSERY. Jackassery is an offense against our All-Loving God and cited in the always-mistranslated Bible verse, "Though shalt not suffer a jackass to live." The Catholic Church of course distinguishes between jackassery as a venial and mortal sin; some people are just jackasses by nature and can't help it, so it's venial and won't send them to hell. However, WILLFUL jackassery, as here, is a mortal sin and should cause us all to tremble.

I don't know if the jackass causing people to laugh out loud permits for the "double effect".

[aoniedesade.livejournal.com]

His latest bathrobe would go lovely with my BOOTPRINT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FUCKING HEAD don't you think? *blinks cutely*

[aeddie.livejournal.com]

As I commented somewhere else. He's trying to be named as a source in DJ Conway's new "Advanced Nessie Paganism" book in her Path of the Month Club.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

I think anything he wore - including his own skin - would be improved by such