Observation

[patgund]

You know you watched too much coverage of Reagan's funeral, when you're watching the scene in "Return of the King" when Aragorn's army is marching towards the black gate of Mordor, and the first comment that comes to your mind is "Mr. Sauron, tear down this wall!"

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[selenite.livejournal.com]

A skeleton wearing the tattered suit of an Oxford don attacks you with an OED, shouting "It is not an allegory!" and then returns to its grave.