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patgundThe Top 10 Signs You're Playing Too Much AD&D
10> You haven't gone to the bathroom for two days because you can't roll enough initiative.
9> You like to sleep with your Balroggedy Ann doll.
8> The fame and fortune you've earned with your advanced gaming skills are attracting too many lust-crazed supermodels.
7> Your response to an Orc attack is the same as losing an important client: "Krogan mighty! Krogan smash puny foes!"
6> Your kitchen table collapses from the accumulated weight of the lead figurines comprising the Battle of Duggs Kich'ynn.
5> You can't understand how the school bully beat you up right after you scored a direct hit with a lightning spell.
4> Your version of the events: "My famous wall-climbing ability was thwarted by the orc's use of a powerful mage spell from Gandalf himself."
The police version: "We plucked this weirdo, screaming like a little girl, off the top of a six-foot ladder!"
3> For the last time, your boss is not the "Dungeon Master" and you are not one of his "minions."
2> Your conversation with the hottie at the bar ends when you start explaining how you killed all the other competitors with your impossible dungeon.
and the Number 1 Sign You're Playing Too Much AD&D...
1> Two words: chainmail boxers.
10> You haven't gone to the bathroom for two days because you can't roll enough initiative.
9> You like to sleep with your Balroggedy Ann doll.
8> The fame and fortune you've earned with your advanced gaming skills are attracting too many lust-crazed supermodels.
7> Your response to an Orc attack is the same as losing an important client: "Krogan mighty! Krogan smash puny foes!"
6> Your kitchen table collapses from the accumulated weight of the lead figurines comprising the Battle of Duggs Kich'ynn.
5> You can't understand how the school bully beat you up right after you scored a direct hit with a lightning spell.
4> Your version of the events: "My famous wall-climbing ability was thwarted by the orc's use of a powerful mage spell from Gandalf himself."
The police version: "We plucked this weirdo, screaming like a little girl, off the top of a six-foot ladder!"
3> For the last time, your boss is not the "Dungeon Master" and you are not one of his "minions."
2> Your conversation with the hottie at the bar ends when you start explaining how you killed all the other competitors with your impossible dungeon.
and the Number 1 Sign You're Playing Too Much AD&D...
1> Two words: chainmail boxers.
