Some SCA Humour

[patgund]

(From the SCA Humour list)

Rejected Classes for Your Kingdom's Collegium or University
-By Baron Marcellus and Baroness Belphoebe, Ponte Alto

16. Documenting your Chain Mail Bikini
15. Creative Shadow Puppets for Period Pavillions
14. Papier Mache Bucklers
13. Cooking your 12th Night Feast with Col. Sanders
12. Period Leeching Practicum
11. Spiffing your Viking Apron Dress with Gold Lame
10. Fun with Hemlock (Pages Academy Track)
9. 101 Uses for your White Scarf
8. Concert for Bagpipes, Crumhorn, Doumbek and Maracas
7. Greensleeves: Getting in Touch with Your Inner Macarena
6. Chastity Belts for the Beginning Armorer
5. One on One Melee Tactics
4. Mime in Period, The Silent Killer
3. 15 Minute Meads
2. Calligraphy with Crayola

And the number one rejected University Class Proposal:

1. Executioner Period Techniques: A Hands On Class

Comments

[silkensteel.livejournal.com]

My mom is trained in the application of leeches. Let me know if you want a refresher.

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

Aren't you the one who used to walk around with rubber leeches in a jar along with the modern first aid kit? Something to make the hypochondriacs think twice!

#13 - but I thought we weren't going to discuss the last Caid 12th night feast? [Uh oh, was that my outside voice? I shouldna said that.]

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Excellent!

[ophy.livejournal.com]

Shuddering at #3 - and then am reminded (again) that I MUST bottle my meads at home. (rummages for beer supply website for more bottles)

[silkensteel.livejournal.com]

When I needed more winebottles, I just went out on trash day and shamelessly rooted through the recycle buckets.