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[patgund]

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Parody

"Chapter 3 - Will and Won't

Harry: My room could pass as a trash can, which adds to the wangst and woe of my orphan life.
Harry: Dumbledore won't come get me, because that would be a GOOD thing, and nothing good happens to me.
Harry: *listens to Bright Eyes*
Dumbledore: *knock knock*
Harry: Go away, old man! You are ruining my emo image. What will my MySpace friends say?
Dumbledore: *blue eyes twinkle*
Dumbledore: *they twinkle some more*
Dumbledore: This is important, Harry.
The Dursleys: We don't like wizards. That is our only role in the books. *continue being scared of anything magical*
Harry: So, since Kreacher belongs to me, I could make him stick a shovel up his ass?
Dumbledore: If you wish, Harry. I would opt to start with a spoon though.
Harry: KREACHER! Stick a shovel up your ass!
Kreacher: To himself: Oh shit.
Kreacher: Won't, won't, WON'T!"