patgund | *Snork*

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blackthornglade. The Original Post is mock-worthy enough, but the below comment is wonderful:

"I can totally relate. From what past-life regressions I've done, I've discovered that I was once an intelligent gaseous entity that was the personal bodyguard of NarNar the Destroyer of Worlds, from the Xoth star-system. I stood by while he enveloped and destroyed a thousand planets that should have lasted for billions of more years; I can still hear the screams of the countless dying souls of the fungal creatures that dwelled on Golganath-Xarenen 7.

I stood by. I did nothing. When my soul-fragment was reabsorbed into the great cosmic Dersindoranax, and re-distributed according to my karma, (I think I was destroyed by the deadly Xeni Rays from a nearby supernova in that life) I found myself here on earth, in an infinitely worse condition. I found myself stuck to a human body of flesh, and hooked up the Live Journal system, having to read explanations of negative behavior such as yours.

Ahndahn, Shao'Kehn, and Nahtahdjaiz are nothing compared to the Gods we used to pray to, back in the world of intellegent Gasses. we had Gorthumeena'rel'ajaz and his horrible mistress Kakalemnori. They were powerful, and helpful to me during the final rectification of the Tauroon Marauders, but in the end, they were no help at all. I still ended up here on Live Journal, wondering at how people like you could exist.

I hope this is my last lifetime on this planet too- and your post is more than half of the reason why I hope that."

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