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patgundCan you imagine being the poor ad writer that has to come up with these commercials??
KFC to have bird flu commercials on the ready
"In coming days, KFC will have television commercials ready to reassure customers that its chicken is safe to eat in the event of a bird flu outbreak.
The chicken chain said Tuesday it hopes the spots never have to air, but it’s taking no chances in the face of a potential threat to business."
Yeah, I can see it now: "Diarrhea, queasy stomach, nausea, and vomiting are normal effects of eating KFC and therefore should not be seen as signs of bird flu."
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Date: 2005-11-09 06:44 pm (UTC)And they died, died, died! ;-P
Still reading The Great Influenza - well, I was, it has been set aside indefinitely because it got me too depressed. But the nasty flus kill you by the lungs, fyi.
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Date: 2005-11-09 11:38 pm (UTC)