Dear Santa......

[patgund]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I helped caprine hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I gave opportunitygrrl a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February I pulled over and changed ckgriffin's flat tire (15 points). Overall, I've been nice (516 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony! Sincerely, Patgund

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[snobahr.livejournal.com]

I am definitely amused.