*Snork*

[patgund]

Blame aoniedesade for this one:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In March, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In February, I stopped noelfigart from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In November, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). When the stars were right, I exposed caprine to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In August, I sacrificed aoniedesade to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-355 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.

Your humble and obedient servant,
PatGund

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Comments

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Mmm, yummy soul-rending horrors!

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Like it would be any worse than LCN??

[aoniedesade.livejournal.com]

Luckily, I already sold my soul to ancient unspeakable horror, so I have magikal powers of unholy resurrection. So there! ;)

[patgund.livejournal.com]

You sold your soul to Amway????