Scott Adams on Caffeine, or lack thereof
Dec. 19th, 2005 01:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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"Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning.
I’m more ambitious than most people, so I graduated to staring at a spot on the wall and listening to my own ears ringing. That killed an afternoon. Soon I was looking at my right hand and wondering why it wasn’t drawing comics.
"Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning.
I’m more ambitious than most people, so I graduated to staring at a spot on the wall and listening to my own ears ringing. That killed an afternoon. Soon I was looking at my right hand and wondering why it wasn’t drawing comics.
