WTF? No, seriously, WTF??

[patgund]

Studio Confirms Tekken, Castlevania, Pac-Man Details - Crystal Sky to focus on videogame and comic book films.

""Paul Anderson's vision will encompass both his own take on the subject matter, but will also stay faithful to many of the game's aspects that have made it so appealing and such a classic."

The Crystal Sky chief also shed some light on the film's subject matter, saying that it would chronicle Dracula's early years and the creation of the legend. The long-lived game franchise follows the ordeals of the Belmont family, who must defeat Dracula every few centuries following the vampire's periodic resurrections.

Crystal Sky is also planning a movie based on the venerable arcade hit Pac-Man. However, Paul wouldn't divulge any details at this time."

Excuse me, but *WHAT* plot line does Pac-Man have??? Unless you're going to have "Paul Verhoeven's Pac-Man", deal with Pac-Man's horrible Power Pellet addiction, or do the tragic Pac-Man/Ms. Pac-Man/Blinky love triangle, I don't see how this is going to fly.

Comments

[peaseblossom03.livejournal.com]

I dunno, Pac-Man actually had an entire cartoon series in the 80s. I don't know for the life of me how they managed that one, but they did. They had one for Rubik the Amazing Cube too!

[nolly.livejournal.com]

THe Pac-Man one was better than the Rubik's one, which even at age 5 or 6 or whatever it was, I thought was pretty lame.

[aeddie.livejournal.com]

Plot for Pac-Man--A Post Apocolyptic Love Story: Pac {herein after referred to as Mr. Man} is living in Chicago in 2135 after a major religious war between the IslamiBuddhists and the HindiChristos has turned the earth into a toxic wasteland. The movie describes Mr. Man's struggle to find the essentials of life while running from the ghosts of his past.

[electorprince.livejournal.com]

I miss Q-Bert.