Paging Dr. Darwin. Will Dr. Darwin please pick up the white courtesy phone......

[patgund]

Mouse prat strikes again

"Gary Telford showed drunken pals how he caught his manhood in a mouse trap — and did it again.
Pub manager Gary, 32, was in agony after the party piece went wrong.

Amazingly it was the SECOND time he has been taken to casualty after getting his privates mangled in the stunt.

The first accident happened at the age of 14 when a schoolboy prank went wrong. He needed 14 stitches to fix his wounded willy."

Comments

Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...

[annechen67.livejournal.com]

Were he a local I would have expected him to have been quoted as saying "Hey, t'all, watchis!"

Re: Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...

[patgund.livejournal.com]

*Snork*

So that would be

[blackflag669.livejournal.com]

Stupid human trick #????

Re: So that would be

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Well, the saddest thing about it is he can still breed.......

[caprine.livejournal.com]

He what?!

Bwahahahahaaaaaaa!

[patgund.livejournal.com]

I think the ER people should have gelded him on the spot simply to improve the human gene pool.

[electorprince.livejournal.com]

This would only have been an issue once if the first trap had been a guillotine.

[angelique69.livejournal.com]

They would have just sewn it back on so that he could breed and continue the stupidity. Blessed Be, Angelique