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patgundFound on The Story about the Baby, Vol. 47:
The Perils of “Thinking About Things”
So I am watching, as I now often do, an episode of Teletubbies. It started inside the furry creatures’ hobbit hole, where the Noo-Noo, the intelligent vacuum cleaner that loyally serves them, hears them coming. It then flees and hides behind the stove.
Tinky-Winky, the first and largest Teletubby, enters. Its knees are very muddy. It looks concerned.
About a minute later, the next largest Teletubby enters. Its knees are also very muddy.
About a minute later, the next largest Teletubby enters. Once again, its knees are very muddy. Cut to the Noo-Noo, still hiding and rolling its eyes.
Finally, Po, the smallest Teletubby, enters. The entire front of its body is muddy.
The creatures proceed to cleanse each other with Tubby sponges, but I am no longer able to absorb any of what I am seeing. The first three come in with dirty knees, and the fourth with her front completely covered?
It doesn’t take a brainstorming session between Albert Einstein and John Holmes to figure out what was going on there.
No wonder the Noo-Noo was hiding and rolling its eyes. I would be too.
The Perils of “Thinking About Things”
So I am watching, as I now often do, an episode of Teletubbies. It started inside the furry creatures’ hobbit hole, where the Noo-Noo, the intelligent vacuum cleaner that loyally serves them, hears them coming. It then flees and hides behind the stove.
Tinky-Winky, the first and largest Teletubby, enters. Its knees are very muddy. It looks concerned.
About a minute later, the next largest Teletubby enters. Its knees are also very muddy.
About a minute later, the next largest Teletubby enters. Once again, its knees are very muddy. Cut to the Noo-Noo, still hiding and rolling its eyes.
Finally, Po, the smallest Teletubby, enters. The entire front of its body is muddy.
The creatures proceed to cleanse each other with Tubby sponges, but I am no longer able to absorb any of what I am seeing. The first three come in with dirty knees, and the fourth with her front completely covered?
It doesn’t take a brainstorming session between Albert Einstein and John Holmes to figure out what was going on there.
No wonder the Noo-Noo was hiding and rolling its eyes. I would be too.
