Kinda cool......

[patgund]

If I hadn't been hooked by Lego, I may have gotten into Playmobil collecting.

These are kinda cool. Especially the Hazmat and Safe Crackers.......

Top Ten Playmobil Oddities

"1) Safe Crackers — I want my daughter playing with two thieves who are breaking into a safe with a blow torch. Yep. Who the hell is in Playmobil's focus groups?"

Comments

[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

Awww, daddyyyyyy! I want the SANITATION WORKER!! I wanna scoop up fish bones with my shovel when I grow up!!

[silkensteel.livejournal.com]

I noticed they didn't even mention the Playmobil Satan. Friend of mine has one of those, Very collectible. :)

[patgund.livejournal.com]

I have that one. As well as the Playmobil Templars as well :-)

[ismarc.livejournal.com]

You've got a Satan?!!!! I want a Satan!!! I've still got the Templar and the French knights you gave me though.


Now that I think about it though, here's my Top Ten Playmobil® things I'd like to see.

10. Playmobil® Sex Booth Cleaner – What could be more satisfying than pretending you’re a sex booth cleaner in a seedy porn shop. Comes with sex booth, mop, vacant expression, and hopeless future. Just provide the bodily fluids and you’re ready for an afternoon of fun.

9. Playmobil® Streetwalker - "Mommy, what's a 'proz tee toot'?" Complete with garter belt, torn fishnets and pink g-string. Goes great with Playmobil® Truck Stop Playset and Playmobil® Methed-Out Trucker (sold separately).

8. Playmobil® Pimp - Combine with Playmobil® Streetwalker for some bitch slappin' fun! Comes with cell phone and Mercedes hood ornament. Playmobil® Pimpmobil and Playmobil® Hommies sold separately.

7. Playmobil® Homeland Security Officer - Arrest your Playmobil® HAZMAT Crew (sold separately) for suspicion of developing terrorist weapons. Arrest your friends, arrest your parents. Anyone could be the enemy. Detaining suspects without charges requires the Playmobil® Suspension of Habeas Corpus add-on.

6. Playmobil® IT Professional - Have fun playing overworked, underpaid corporate punching bag. Comes with MCSE, migraine headache and suicide note. Computer terminal, shotgun, and Playmobil® India Outsource Playset sold separately.

5. Playmobil® Fanboy Series - Have fun playing convention with four exciting styles: Playmobil® Fanboy Gamer with rulebook, Playmobil® Fanboy Otaku with Gundam T-shirt, Playmobil® Sci-Fi Fanboy with Vulcan Ears & lightsaber and Comic Fanboy with Watchmen autographed by Playmobil® Allen Moore. Soap and girlfriend not available. Sorry but Playmobil® Furry Fanboy has been discontinued.

4. Playmobil® Capital Hill Playset - Ever dream of running the big machine? You can with the exciting Playmobil® Capital Hill Playset. Includes everything you need to get started: Playmobil® Capital Building, Playmobil® White House, Playmobil® AT&T Corporate Office, Playmobil® Haliburton Corporate Office and a Playmobil® Cayman Island Mailbox. Includes three Playmobil® Crooked Supreme Court Justices to get you started; it's up to you to provide the rest from the Playmobil® Corporate CEO Playset (sold separately). For added fun add the Playmobil® Streetwalker and Playmobil® Sleazy Motel (sold separately).

3. Playmobil® Rabid, Hatemongering, Christian Series - A great addition to the Capital Hill Playset, The Playmobil® Rabid, Hatemongering, Christian Series comes with torches, garden implements, and Kings James Bibles to let you do all kinds of exciting things. Run for president (Playmobil® Capital Hill Playset required), campaign against pornographic video games, create your own violent video games, and oppress homosexuals or other figures from the Playmobil® Oppressed Minority Playset. Not intended for use with the Playmobil® Kind, Open-Minded Christian Series but works great with Playmobil® Ignorant Redneck Playset (both sold separately).

2. Playmobil® MySpace Underage Teenager Playset – That’s right! Now you can have fun posting pornographic pictures of your underage Playmobil® Confused Teen (included) and Playmobil® Experimental Bi-Sexual Underage Lover (included). Spend hours and hours teasing Playmobil® Thirty-Five Year-Old Stalker (sold separately). Playmobil® Police Van, and Playmobil® Marie Osmond sold separately.

1. Playmobil® MethLab Playset – Now you can have all the fun of running your own enterprise without the addiction. Comes complete with two chemistry major dropouts, and one dealer. Includes Playmobil® Crack Ho upgrade for Playmobil® Streetwalker (sold separately). For added excitement use the Playmobil® Columbian Coke Lord upgrade (sold seperately) and combine with the Capital Hill Playset and Playmobil® Sleazy Motel (sold seperately).

[mareklamo.livejournal.com]

Those are great! I especially like the construction workers with port-a-potty.