Found on eBay
Jun. 19th, 2006 06:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundHorse with iPod
"H0RSE - can be ridden but is prone to unexpected and extreme mood swings. Firmly aggressive towards children and the disabled, potential for violence in situations involving crowds. Cannot be approached without rearing and biting, allergic to leather and salmon. Horse seriously injured owner at recent gymkhana, was unable to be controlled and destroyed our float, this is why I must sell it now. Smells faintly of urine and mustard, has never been washed - we believe it cannot be washed, the reaction is just too extreme. Often makes unsettling whistling noise while sleeping and has mimicked speech of basic english words when dreaming. Warning: in the past has vomited paint and/or molasses during fits. Comes with ipod."
"H0RSE - can be ridden but is prone to unexpected and extreme mood swings. Firmly aggressive towards children and the disabled, potential for violence in situations involving crowds. Cannot be approached without rearing and biting, allergic to leather and salmon. Horse seriously injured owner at recent gymkhana, was unable to be controlled and destroyed our float, this is why I must sell it now. Smells faintly of urine and mustard, has never been washed - we believe it cannot be washed, the reaction is just too extreme. Often makes unsettling whistling noise while sleeping and has mimicked speech of basic english words when dreaming. Warning: in the past has vomited paint and/or molasses during fits. Comes with ipod."
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Date: 2006-06-21 06:46 am (UTC)Horses don't vomit. They can't. I tried to read the item and it has been removed from Ebay.