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Thieves Steal 14-Foot Inflatable Sheep

"America's Mattress co-owner Jim Sather is left puzzled after a rustler stole Serta Mattresses' inflatable 14-foot sheep from their store here.

"I can't figure out what someone would do with a 14-foot sheep," Sather said. "It can't go in your basement and if it's in your back yard, your neighbor will notice. If it's target practice, it only lasts once."

All the thief or thieves left was a handwritten note at the scene of the crime that read: "For the sheep, bring peace to the earth."

Date: 2006-07-21 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electorprince.livejournal.com
The Cult of Sheep has reclaimed the graven image of their god.

Date: 2006-07-21 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loli-cat.livejournal.com
...turned the stone and looked beneath it.

"Peace On Earth" was all it said...

Date: 2006-07-22 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beki.livejournal.com
/me introduces you to Hapsheepslut the blow up sheep, and her sister Cleobaatraa......

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