For sale on ebay:

[patgund]

One ex-Royal Navy Sea Harrier. Needs work. Fixer-upper.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300012997602

And another ex-RN Sea Harrier. Also needs work

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320013748092

Comments

[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

Pretty spendy for a fixer-upper but a GREAT lawn ornament for annoying the neighbors, especially those who start up their lawnmowers/motorcycles at weird hours. You could aim the thrust nozzles toward said offending neighbor, hit START and... (evil gryn!)