Roombaladingdong
Sep. 4th, 2006 01:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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scottishdm for this rather hysterical retelling of Roomba-Feline interaction....
Viva La Roombalución!
"So, Hobey's under the bed, Joe's in the closet, and the Roomba is courting the back tire of my bicycle. When a Roomba hits something, it turns a little and keeps Roombonking into it until it either figures out where the edge lies or it gets sick of the bonking and whirs off at a right angle to go do something else, but my Roomba can't quite figure out the bike, so it's Roombumbling around and conking into the kickstand and the bike is just sort of standing there, the striped cat to the Roomba's Pepe Le Pew. "Aw," I say. "It's the Love Song of J. Alfred Proomba."
But the Roomba is really really into the bicycle -- it's, like, nuzzling the gears, and I'm on the point of telling the two of them to get a room(-ba) when the Roomba suddenly makes a Roombeeline under the bed."
scottishdm for this rather hysterical retelling of Roomba-Feline interaction....Viva La Roombalución!
"So, Hobey's under the bed, Joe's in the closet, and the Roomba is courting the back tire of my bicycle. When a Roomba hits something, it turns a little and keeps Roombonking into it until it either figures out where the edge lies or it gets sick of the bonking and whirs off at a right angle to go do something else, but my Roomba can't quite figure out the bike, so it's Roombumbling around and conking into the kickstand and the bike is just sort of standing there, the striped cat to the Roomba's Pepe Le Pew. "Aw," I say. "It's the Love Song of J. Alfred Proomba."
But the Roomba is really really into the bicycle -- it's, like, nuzzling the gears, and I'm on the point of telling the two of them to get a room(-ba) when the Roomba suddenly makes a Roombeeline under the bed."
