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[patgund]

Sheriff's Deputies Make Bizarre Arrest

"Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies come across a bizarre encounter at La Purisima Mission in Lompoc.

Around midnight they found a 69-year-old Huntington beach man...naked and covered in oats.

Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean.

He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out.

Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal."

Comments

[nolly.livejournal.com]

Trespassing, yes.
Public indecency, probably.
Animal cruelty? Sexually assaulting an animal? I can't see that it hurt the horses any.

[sagittaria.livejournal.com]

Of course not. They got a good snack out of the deal.

[nolly.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

[digital-panther.livejournal.com]

Animal Cruelty eh? hehehe ooook. whatever. I agree with the above.. the animals got a good snack out of the deal. He is just lucky it wasn't Carman's horse licking certain parts clean. (one of the more twisted episodes of South Park)

Still...thats comedy


Till anon,
DP

[ismarc.livejournal.com]

This isn't quite what is usually meant by "sewing wild oats".

animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal

WhatTheHuhFuck?! Not that this isn't... well, atypical... but are the cops just as wacked as the perp?

And why do I get the image of the cops arresting a guy on a date rape charge to the defense of, "It ain't my fault. Da horsie was askin' for it!"

[fhlaithbbertaig.livejournal.com]

so how do you sew these oats by hand or by machine? I usually sow my wild oats and eat oatmeal the next morning...and a couple of eggs and some bacon....mmmmm bacon.