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Prickly problem for hedgehog lover

"A MAN needed emergency surgery after having sex with a hedgehog on his witchdoctor's advice.

 Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says he was told it would cure his premature ejaculation. It was not reported whether the measure was effective, but he ended up in an operating theatre having several spines removed.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter."

Date: 2006-09-19 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeran.livejournal.com
Apparently he (or his witch doctor) never heard the old song about hedgehogs. :)

Date: 2006-09-19 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seattlejo.livejournal.com
wow. I wouldnt think that would need to be included in a list of what not to do.

Date: 2006-09-19 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
Never underestimate human stupidity dear, what can I say?

Date: 2006-09-19 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] henglaar.livejournal.com
All these years, I've been grateful that I never learned why the man had gotten bitten on the penis by a kangaroo. I figured that the reality couldn't possibly be as interesting as the various theories we came up with over the years . . . . .

It would appear that I was wrong.

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