Escar-glow!
Oct. 12th, 2006 09:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Radioactive snails are coming, first Spain than rest of the world
"Spain says there is today no danger from surface radiation.
But it still advises local children not to work in fields at the explosion site, nor eat their snails -- which are a local delicacy."
What they don't talk about is the concern the children might eat the radioactive snails, and gain the proportionate strength and powers of a snail, thereby blocking the development of a team of slime-trailing super-children, guarding Spain with their special powers and "Snail-sense"......
"Spain says there is today no danger from surface radiation.
But it still advises local children not to work in fields at the explosion site, nor eat their snails -- which are a local delicacy."
What they don't talk about is the concern the children might eat the radioactive snails, and gain the proportionate strength and powers of a snail, thereby blocking the development of a team of slime-trailing super-children, guarding Spain with their special powers and "Snail-sense"......