Loos of the Gods
Nov. 2nd, 2006 11:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundWell, it's the Weekly World News, who else can you (yeah right) Trust???
Portable Toilet in China Found To Have Extraterrestrial Origins
"Chinese researchers have confirmed the extraterrestrial origins of the 'Baigong Pipes'--a series of iron tubes linking a chamber on Mount Baigong to nearby Lake Tosun.
The scientists' report describes the ancient iron plumbing as part of a commode built by visiting aliens.
"The facilities accommodated number one, two, or three," said archaeologist Wing Ziyi.
Chemical analyses of the ancient washroom clinched the extraterrestrial hypothesis. Iron basins inside the chamber were found to contain traces of an antibacterial hand gel, effective against strains of heat-resistant and vaccuum-proof microorganisms previously found only in meteorites.
Dr. Ziyi has estimated the age of the Baigong commode to be between 308 and 460 million years.
According to the scientists, the existence of advanced valveless siphon flush technologies so long before the evolution of human life on Earth is the strongest evidence of the commode's extraplanetary origin."
Hmm......1, 2 *and* 3, eh? Was the toilet non-Euclidian in nature? Are we looking at Cthulhu's own privy??
Portable Toilet in China Found To Have Extraterrestrial Origins
"Chinese researchers have confirmed the extraterrestrial origins of the 'Baigong Pipes'--a series of iron tubes linking a chamber on Mount Baigong to nearby Lake Tosun.
The scientists' report describes the ancient iron plumbing as part of a commode built by visiting aliens.
"The facilities accommodated number one, two, or three," said archaeologist Wing Ziyi.
Chemical analyses of the ancient washroom clinched the extraterrestrial hypothesis. Iron basins inside the chamber were found to contain traces of an antibacterial hand gel, effective against strains of heat-resistant and vaccuum-proof microorganisms previously found only in meteorites.
Dr. Ziyi has estimated the age of the Baigong commode to be between 308 and 460 million years.
According to the scientists, the existence of advanced valveless siphon flush technologies so long before the evolution of human life on Earth is the strongest evidence of the commode's extraplanetary origin."
Hmm......1, 2 *and* 3, eh? Was the toilet non-Euclidian in nature? Are we looking at Cthulhu's own privy??
