Games that are no fun....

[patgund]

Was driving home last night and started a mental thread on "Games that are no fun."

So far I've got this batch, with some added by selenite and kuro_hyo. Anyone want to add to the list??

Gothic Candy Land
Werewolf: The Deworming
Frogger - the Live Action Role Playing Game
GURPS - Tech Support
Fear Factor Easy Bake Oven
Dungeons and Dragoons
Ebola Cootie
Chutes and Punji Sticks
Ritual Murder Clue
Dungeon and Flagons--(inebriated bar patrons must return home w/o getting killed by angry wife.)
UN Risk
Twister for the colour-blind
Grand Theft Autopia
Tenchu very much
Bushido Gezundheit Blade
Diablow
Pool of Indifference
Flight of the Azure Bail Bondsmen
SimDMV
Civilization III - European Parliment Expansion Pack
Doplimacy
Bounce the Rubble - the game of Nuclear 3rd Strike.
NASA Roulette--race to complete a space station before all your shuttles blow up.
John Ashcroft's "Illuminati"
JFKjr Flight Sim
Vampire: Bakersfield by Night
Fresno Fantasy Cow Tipping.
Live Action Illuminati New World Order
Live Action Car Wars, (no, wait, that's the 405....)
Car Wars - Ford Festiva vs. GM Metro
Werewolf: Rage over Barstow
Poser: The Whining
Microsoft Blimp Simulator
Seven-Eleven Tycoon
Grand Theft Amish Buggy
HMO Operation
Flume Raider
BattleTick
The fast food mecha game - McWarrior
American McGees Alices' restaurant
SimFurryCon
Flyhunter
Spinal Fantasy
Resident weevil

Comments

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Ohmigod, this is the funniest thing I have seen in such a long time.

A few more entries

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

1. Red Fraction - Martian math made fun!
2. NeverWinner Nights - It's 8:05pm (Pacific), and once again, your lottery numbers didn't come up.
3. Blood SausageBowl - the game of haggis
4. Tic Tac Sloe - Gin shooters (Okay, maybe it wouldn't be that bad ... if you like gin)

[jinian.livejournal.com]

A local game-bang has decals on its windows advertising the computer specs and what games they have. They proudly offer "MechWorrier". It makes me awfully happy.

[xydexx.livejournal.com]

Full Contact Croquet

[ag-unicorn.livejournal.com]

SimDMV

I can only imagine...shudders

Okay, here's my contribution(s):

- NASA's SimMarsOrbiter (must run on original Pentium chip with floating-point error unpatched)
- PatchWarrior (race to download and install all required Microsoft patches in correct order while hackers flog your system)
- SimUpgradeToNewestMicrosoftOS
- Boong Ga Boong Ga (and I'm surprised this didn't make the first cut)
- Dance Dance Revolution Quadriplegic
- BattleButts (players must eat lots of cabbage and beans prior to playing)
- Grand Theft Yugo
- Phlegmmings
- Top Secret! (LANL edition)
- Sim-thing Positive (all players start in Davan mode, and cannot switch modes until fucked things stop happening to them. Which means never.)

Okay, I think I'm done now...at least, let's hope so.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Sim-thing Positive (all players start in Davan mode, and cannot switch modes until fucked things stop happening to them. Which means never.)

ROFLAO!!

selenite's comment when I shared this with him was "oooh . . . there should be an Aubrey/PeeJee mode, where you get points for randomly shattering other people's sanity."

[ag-unicorn.livejournal.com]

oooh . . . there should be an Aubrey/PeeJee mode, where you get points for randomly shattering other people's sanity.

Actually, I was thinking that there'd be a market for the "Vaginamancy" expansion pack.

In it, you play the roles of Aubrey, PeeJee and Kim, and ... well, you go about shattering other people's sanity and getting into bars without paying cover charges.

And using chloroform to stun men.