*blink* *blink* *BLINK*

[patgund]

Well, I guess "Hey cute stuff, why don't we go change global energy?" does sound better than "want to come up and see my etchings?" or "what's your sign?".....

Global Orgasm (no nudity, but may not be safe for work)

"The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW! Read more about the fleet buildup here.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world."

Comments

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

You know, if I'm heading towards an orgasm, I am just NOT thinking about the Persian Gulf.

The idea of thinking about politics sounds like a great way to really ruin sex and not get there anyway.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

After living there for a year, the Persian Gulf is the LAST thing I'd be thinking of during any aspect of lovemaking :-)

And agree. politics and sex shouldn't mix. Just ask Tom Foley.

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

It's all how you approach it.

"Oh....oh baby....send your fleet into my gulf!!"

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

I suspect I just don't have the right mindset for this.

I keep ending up visualizing sex in a burqua.

However, perhaps I just need to try some experimentation. Maybe I just need to be taught to approach it right. ;-)

[selenite.livejournal.com]

Sex in a tent can be fun ;)

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

Um, yes, so it was.

Although these days I'd want a luxury pavilion with all the comforts.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

JUst think of making love while wrapped in one of Panther Primatives finest. ;-)

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

The side discussion about being wrapped tantalizingly in gauze shalwar kameez veils, that was working nicely for me. Then you said that - and ugh, lost it.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

(chuckle) Understand. But puptent is what I think of when I think "Burqa" or "abaya"......

[aeddie.livejournal.com]

Like I don't have better things to think about during sex.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Like ANYONE wouldn't have anything better to think about

Boink For Peace!

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

Depends where he's putting his fingers in the V-peace-sign configuration. [EEEVILE GRYNNE!]

[kd5mdk.livejournal.com]

You know, I thought it was the Tom Clancy addicts who masturbated to the thought of military unit movements...

[patgund.livejournal.com]

*Snork!* Good one!