More Least Quoted Shakespeare
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patgund(From topfive.com)
The Top 15 Least-Quoted Lines from Shakespeare (Part II)
15> "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio --
hey, donuts!"
14> "Begone, jackanapes -- we have no need for badges reeking
of the waste of monkeys."
13> "If damned Spot had been put out before nightfall, methinks
the floor would be dry and sweeter fragranced anon."
12> "Address thy discourse to the elbow, for mine hand
careth not."
11> "I beg thee, sirrah, gather up thy tongue;
'tis Pat Morita at which you gaze -- not Connie Chung."
10> "What ho, good lord! To what end dost thou employ'st thy
time upon this goodly planet?"
"Lo; as I partake in observance of this most excellent
spectacle of sport, I do most heartily raise a vessel
of ale and quaff it thus."
"Verily, verily..."
9> "O insolent chad, most feebly attach'd, how thy dimpled
visage doth confound noble intention!"
8> "Come, pull my finger; so that thou may'st see
That silent things may also deadly be."
7> "A wiffle ball hit into Hamlet's crotch is the soul of wit."
6> "A horse! A horse! Of course... of course..."
5> "We are such stuff as dreams are made of
Where thy final exams commence without thy knowledge
And thou lookest down to find thyself bereft of pantaloons."
4> "My deeds would go unpunish'd, but for you,
Ill-mannered meddling kids, and Scooby Doo!"
3> "I have defeated the French at Agincourt this Crispian's Day,
and hence shall hie me to Disneyworld."
2> "Thou killed my father
To get to my mother,
But here is the ringer:
Thou can bloweth me, Chester --
I'll see thee on 'Springer.'"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Least-Quoted Line from Shakespeare...
1> "Cry 'havoc,' and let loose the Chihuahuas of inconvenience."
The Top 15 Least-Quoted Lines from Shakespeare (Part II)
15> "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio --
hey, donuts!"
14> "Begone, jackanapes -- we have no need for badges reeking
of the waste of monkeys."
13> "If damned Spot had been put out before nightfall, methinks
the floor would be dry and sweeter fragranced anon."
12> "Address thy discourse to the elbow, for mine hand
careth not."
11> "I beg thee, sirrah, gather up thy tongue;
'tis Pat Morita at which you gaze -- not Connie Chung."
10> "What ho, good lord! To what end dost thou employ'st thy
time upon this goodly planet?"
"Lo; as I partake in observance of this most excellent
spectacle of sport, I do most heartily raise a vessel
of ale and quaff it thus."
"Verily, verily..."
9> "O insolent chad, most feebly attach'd, how thy dimpled
visage doth confound noble intention!"
8> "Come, pull my finger; so that thou may'st see
That silent things may also deadly be."
7> "A wiffle ball hit into Hamlet's crotch is the soul of wit."
6> "A horse! A horse! Of course... of course..."
5> "We are such stuff as dreams are made of
Where thy final exams commence without thy knowledge
And thou lookest down to find thyself bereft of pantaloons."
4> "My deeds would go unpunish'd, but for you,
Ill-mannered meddling kids, and Scooby Doo!"
3> "I have defeated the French at Agincourt this Crispian's Day,
and hence shall hie me to Disneyworld."
2> "Thou killed my father
To get to my mother,
But here is the ringer:
Thou can bloweth me, Chester --
I'll see thee on 'Springer.'"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Least-Quoted Line from Shakespeare...
1> "Cry 'havoc,' and let loose the Chihuahuas of inconvenience."
