ISO9000 Coffee

[patgund]

From the Daily WTF

Proposed ISO9000 guidelines for coffee

* ISO9000 Water Particulate Tolerence
* ISO9000 Bean Grind Specifications ( MSDS from the manufacturer )
* ISO9000 Production Batch Documenting ( brew logs )
* ISO9000 Production Tolerance and Measurement ( too weak, too strong )
* ISO9000 Spent Grind Disposal Procedures
* ISO9000 Product Container Specifications ( the cup )
* ISO9000 Safe Handling Procedures ( holding the cup, pouring the coffee )
* ISO9000 Spill Containment Procedures ( oops )
* ISO9000 Burn Response Procedures ( ouch )
* ISO9000 Machine Maintence & Inspection Documenting ( cleaning Logs )
* ISO9000 - 5S compliance ( clean and orderly brewing area )
* ISO9000 End User Feedback Evaluation ( does it boost you as expected )

Comments

[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

I want a copy of the Production Tolerance & Measurement -and- the Spent Grind Disposal Procedures!! Have they actually studied how it decays in a landfill?? It would be creepy if it was mutating into a toxic waste!!

[glittercat13.livejournal.com]

Oh, ... MY!!!

Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee...hee!!!!!

(I go now, to get a damp cloth with which to clean the soda off my monitor!)