10 Ways to Tell Your Company has Switched to Cheaper Health Insurance

[patgund]

http://www.jumbojoke.com/10_ways_to_tell_your_company_has_switched_to_cheaper_health_insurance_270.html

• Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

• Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left at the trailer park."

• The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

• The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

• The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."

• Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

• "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges."

• The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

• Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

• You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

Comments

[aeddie.livejournal.com]

You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

But is it blue duct tape?