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Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room, court told (Galway First, Ireland)

"A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a  Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week.

Thomas Aloysius McCarney with an address in south Galway was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.

Solicitor for the accused Ms Sharon Fitzhenry said that her client had been through a difficult time lately and that his wife had left him and that his life had become increasingly lonely.

“Mr McCarney has been attending counselling at which he was told that he would be advised to get out and meet people and do interesting things. It was this advice that saw him book into the city centre hotel with a donkey,” she said. She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?”

Supt John McBrearty told the court that Mr McCarney who had signed in as “ Mr Shrek” had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was “young and hadn’t great English.”

Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit” which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city. The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai.

McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed. He was removed to Mill St station after which it is said he was the subject of much mirth among the lads next door in The Galway Arms.

He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence."


You know, I think I can see WHY his wife left him.......

Date: 2007-03-01 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selenesue.livejournal.com
There is something wrong with that receptionist too, who fell for the "super rabbit" family pet story too.

Date: 2007-03-01 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aeddie.livejournal.com
People can now leave the Scots and Kiwis alone about their sheep.

Date: 2007-03-01 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com
*boggle*
There is also a possibility that I may be distantly related to this man (my maiden name is Carney, and my ancestry does trace to that area of Ireland).
Yagh.

Date: 2007-03-01 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tepintzin.livejournal.com
I don't believe this story. From what country can you possibly come and not know what a donkey is? And a "Donkey Accommodation Act"? This is a hoax.

Date: 2007-03-01 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
I thought hoax too. But the site is legit, so it's a hoax, they got fooled too

Date: 2007-03-01 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nolly.livejournal.com
"He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage."

Wasn't he responsible for the donkey? Whay would the charge be dropped?

Date: 2007-03-01 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khavrinen.livejournal.com
the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor

I guess that means in the morning he's not making waffles...

Date: 2007-03-01 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] czina.livejournal.com
Heheh - why do images from Clerks II come to mind?

"It's Interspecies Erotica", grin.

Date: 2007-03-02 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beki.livejournal.com
okayyyyyyyy.... Are you sure he isn't from Enumclaw like Mr Hands???

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