![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundMan claims to have made love to over 30 cars
"A British man has confessed to making love to over 30 different cars and setting up a website to explain his techniques to the masses.
It was British tabloid The Sun which today lifted the bonnet on people who love cars – a little too much.

It quoted the story of Chris, apparently a 38 year old from the West Country, who claims to have made the beast with two boots with everything from a Peugeot 205 to his current squeeze, a Jag XK8. Donald is not afraid of exploring the boundaries of his sexuality. He’s also had brief flings with two motorboats and a jetski."
Mechanic: I have sex with cars
"Chris said: “It’s all about imagination and creativity. There’s more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay.”
And he bragged: “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded.
“The firm never asked why — but I loved the view while she was up on the ramp and they were working on her. I love all aspects of cars. Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”
Chris, who lives in the West Country, has made love to top motors including a Bentley Arnage, Porsche and Jaguar XK8."
Also: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=40452&in_page_id=2
"A British man has confessed to making love to over 30 different cars and setting up a website to explain his techniques to the masses.
It was British tabloid The Sun which today lifted the bonnet on people who love cars – a little too much.

It quoted the story of Chris, apparently a 38 year old from the West Country, who claims to have made the beast with two boots with everything from a Peugeot 205 to his current squeeze, a Jag XK8. Donald is not afraid of exploring the boundaries of his sexuality. He’s also had brief flings with two motorboats and a jetski."
Mechanic: I have sex with cars
"Chris said: “It’s all about imagination and creativity. There’s more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay.”
And he bragged: “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded.
“The firm never asked why — but I loved the view while she was up on the ramp and they were working on her. I love all aspects of cars. Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”
Chris, who lives in the West Country, has made love to top motors including a Bentley Arnage, Porsche and Jaguar XK8."
Also: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=40452&in_page_id=2
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2007-03-09 04:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-09 08:09 pm (UTC)Thought two: "Hmmm... I wonder if this would qualify as autoerotica?"
*snerk!*
no subject
Date: 2007-03-09 11:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-10 12:02 am (UTC)Yeah, I'm a geek
no subject
Date: 2007-03-10 06:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-09 08:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-10 12:03 am (UTC)/Beach Boys
no subject
Date: 2007-03-09 11:31 pm (UTC)That is just ... there are no words for this.
no subject
Date: 2007-03-10 02:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-16 03:55 pm (UTC)