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Curvy and Naughty

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women overall curvier than average. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 88% on tit-size You scored higher than 71% on ass-size You scored higher than 33% on cuteness

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Comments

[sarastro-us.livejournal.com]

They think Angelina Jolie is *curvy*?!?!?!

[jnork.livejournal.com]

Exactly the point I made in my journal -- I got the same rating as Pat, but in a lot of cases it was a matter of picking the one that was least too skinny.

A few years ago Playboy ran a Bettie Page series and got complaints that she was too plump. Sheesh!

OTOH we're not entirely alone. You can try http://www.buttbytr.com/ for some beauties, I happen to like this exotic dancer, whom I'm told is fat AND ugly, and then there's the very nice lady at http://www.luvbight.com/. Note: ALL of those are very much Not Safe for Work, most especially the last! If Pat decides it's evil I won't be offended if he deletes this post for that and I will apologize for hijacking his post with some smut.

It's very curvy smut, though!