Oh, poor widdle baba......

[patgund]

*rolls eyes*

I'm too beautiful for Jail

"JAIL-BOUND socialite Paris Hilton has urged fans to sign a petition to pardon her "mistake" because she "provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

The 26-year-old was ordered by a Los Angeles judge on Friday to report to a county jail by June 5 to serve a 45-day sentence for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Hilton's plea, on her MySpace website, came as her lawyers filed a notice with the court indicating their intent to appeal.

The hotel heiress urged fans to join her in a desperate plea to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to keep her out of jail. "

*gak* Oh poor little rich spoiled clueless brat..... Maybe you'll find a friend in jail

Comments

[omcintyre.livejournal.com]

I for one, want to see her in shackles. There is not a damn thing about that woman that I like.. and I don't think she's attractive at all. Not only does she NOT bring beauty into my life, she invariably brings pain into my arse and head.

Stick her in jail and throw away the key.. sentence her to prison for consistent disturbance of the peace and flagrant abuse of the law.

[usqueba.livejournal.com]

she "provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".
NO, she doesn't. My life is plenty rich and exciting with out the likes of her :P.

[mama-hogswatch.livejournal.com]

Who is Paris Hilton?

[tepintzin.livejournal.com]

She is what the now-defunct Ottawa political magazine "Frank" would call a "thingy", a person who serves no apparent function but is high-profile anyway. See also Anna Nichole Smith and at the end, Princess Diana.

[plymouth.livejournal.com]

I thought Anna Nicole Smith was a big deal for being the first normal-sized (I think she was a 12) Guess Jeans girl. At least that's what I first heard of her for.

[tepintzin.livejournal.com]

"provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

For that comment, the bitch should get LIFE!

[aeddie.livejournal.com]

Or this new friend...
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01132007.shtml

Either one would work, or maybe both.

[annechen67.livejournal.com]

Right, where is the petition to double her sentance?

[duckflambe.livejournal.com]

I don't know much about Paris Hilton's fans, but I had the idea they just like to point and laugh at the "stupid little rich girl".

Seeing her in jail would probably make most of her "loyal fans" happy.