Wow.....just wow.....
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patgundSomeone is....well, not just a few french-fries short of a happy meal, but missing the burger, drink, bag, and little toy prize as well.
Conspiracy - A recent federal court decision, in the District Court for the Southern District of New York (reported on Westlaw), 1993 WL 454256.
"BACKGROUND
Plaintiff Teri Smith Tyler, appearing pro se, filed a complaint in December 1992 alleging a bizarre conspiracy involving the defendants to enslave and oppress certain segments of our society. Plaintiff contends she is a cyborg, and that she received most of the information which forms the basis for her complaint, through ``proteus,'' which I read to be come silent, telepathic form of communication. ... She asserts that the defendants are involved in the ``Iron Mountain Plan,'' which provides for the reinstitutionalization of slavery and ``bloodsports'' (which she identifies as death-hunting and witchhunting), and the oppression of political dissidents, herself included. Plaintiff's complaint alleged a number of personal indignities visited upon her by defendants: ``strafing of my dormitory room by planes and helicopters, the electronic bugging of my student rooms and apartments, deliberate noise harassment, blasting of loud rock music with lyrics designed for witch-hunts (music about social pariahs) ... students following me around to prevent me from studying, whispering campaigns and social ostrification ...'' ... Plaintiff also makes the following allegations against the defendants. Former President Jimmy Carter was the secret head of the Ku Klux Klan; Bill Clinton is the biological son of Jimmy Carter; President Clinton and Ross Perot have made fortunes in the death-hunting industry, and are responsible for the murder of at least 10 million black women in concentration camps, their bodies sold for meat and their skin turned into leather products. The defendants are also responsible for breeding farms, which turn out 2,000 black girls a year, who are then sold for recreational murder or as human pets. Additionally, the defendants utilize weather control and earthquake technology to threaten other countries that object to the Iron Mountain Plan.
Plaintiff asks the Court to grant her the following relief:
1. $5.6 billion in compensatory and punitive damages;
2. A physical accounting of all black women born since 1940, including their present, whereabouts, and for those who have died, an investigation into how they died;
3. The purchase of land in Africa for the emigration of abused black women;
4. The bringing to justice of those responsible for the American holocaust;
5. An investigation into the foster care system, and a physical accounting of all black children placed into foster care;
6. An end to slavery in the United States;
7. The end of the cyborg program run by NASA, the Defense Intelligence Agency, American Cyanamid and IBM;
8. An end to the organ donor program
Conspiracy - A recent federal court decision, in the District Court for the Southern District of New York (reported on Westlaw), 1993 WL 454256.
"BACKGROUND
Plaintiff Teri Smith Tyler, appearing pro se, filed a complaint in December 1992 alleging a bizarre conspiracy involving the defendants to enslave and oppress certain segments of our society. Plaintiff contends she is a cyborg, and that she received most of the information which forms the basis for her complaint, through ``proteus,'' which I read to be come silent, telepathic form of communication. ... She asserts that the defendants are involved in the ``Iron Mountain Plan,'' which provides for the reinstitutionalization of slavery and ``bloodsports'' (which she identifies as death-hunting and witchhunting), and the oppression of political dissidents, herself included. Plaintiff's complaint alleged a number of personal indignities visited upon her by defendants: ``strafing of my dormitory room by planes and helicopters, the electronic bugging of my student rooms and apartments, deliberate noise harassment, blasting of loud rock music with lyrics designed for witch-hunts (music about social pariahs) ... students following me around to prevent me from studying, whispering campaigns and social ostrification ...'' ... Plaintiff also makes the following allegations against the defendants. Former President Jimmy Carter was the secret head of the Ku Klux Klan; Bill Clinton is the biological son of Jimmy Carter; President Clinton and Ross Perot have made fortunes in the death-hunting industry, and are responsible for the murder of at least 10 million black women in concentration camps, their bodies sold for meat and their skin turned into leather products. The defendants are also responsible for breeding farms, which turn out 2,000 black girls a year, who are then sold for recreational murder or as human pets. Additionally, the defendants utilize weather control and earthquake technology to threaten other countries that object to the Iron Mountain Plan.
Plaintiff asks the Court to grant her the following relief:
1. $5.6 billion in compensatory and punitive damages;
2. A physical accounting of all black women born since 1940, including their present, whereabouts, and for those who have died, an investigation into how they died;
3. The purchase of land in Africa for the emigration of abused black women;
4. The bringing to justice of those responsible for the American holocaust;
5. An investigation into the foster care system, and a physical accounting of all black children placed into foster care;
6. An end to slavery in the United States;
7. The end of the cyborg program run by NASA, the Defense Intelligence Agency, American Cyanamid and IBM;
8. An end to the organ donor program
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A weird devil's advocate moment
Date: 2006-08-24 11:25 am (UTC)No, no I don't mean that I can actually buy any of this. But imagine if this woman were telling the truth and no one believed her....kinda in a Phillip K. Dick fubar kinda way.
I really should think about this stuff so early in the morning... I'm so much more susceptible to the damn satellite brain ray.
Re: A weird devil's advocate moment
Date: 2006-08-24 02:38 pm (UTC)but personally, I'm willing to bet the cheese fell off her cracker a while back.
Re: A weird devil's advocate moment
Date: 2006-08-24 03:57 pm (UTC)"I will insure that accurate descriptions of my plans for world domination are widely published in such reputable news outlets as the National Enquirer, Star and the Weekly World News. That way, when the heroes uncover my plots and go to recruit assistance in defeating me, no-one will believe them."
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Date: 2006-08-24 11:32 am (UTC)Pity she didn't have any adverts for those death hunting camps. THAT would have been interesting... ^0^
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Date: 2006-08-24 12:17 pm (UTC)Must be a Democrat cyborg. Isn't the deficit bad enough already?
2. A physical accounting of all black women born since 1940, including their present, whereabouts, and for those who have died, an investigation into how they died;
I think CSI would have a problem with that one. Lots of folks have died since 1940.
3. The purchase of land in Africa for the emigration of abused black women;
It's called Liberia. Have a ball there.
4. The bringing to justice of those responsible for the American holocaust;
There are over 250 million people in this country, and more coming in every day. If there's a "holocaust", it's not happening here. Check with Canada.
5. An investigation into the foster care system, and a physical accounting of all black children placed into foster care;
Perfect records only exist in a perfect world.
6. An end to slavery in the United States;
But it's working out so well!!!
7. The end of the cyborg program run by NASA, the Defense Intelligence Agency, American Cyanamid and IBM;
NASA can't get a space shuttle into orbit more than once a year; you really think they're making cyborgs?
8. An end to the organ donor program
How am I supposed to clone myself if I can't even dish out a kidney? Dumb broad. . .
I do buy into the Jimmy Carter = Grand Wizard of the KKK bit, though. No one that smarmy could possibly be just the good ol' bumpkin with no brain he makes himself out to be.
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Date: 2006-08-24 01:17 pm (UTC)Must be a Democrat cyborg. Isn't the deficit bad enough already?"
Bites tongue until it bleeds....
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Date: 2006-08-24 04:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-24 11:17 pm (UTC)One of these days you'll realize they're BOTH bad. Then you can join me,
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Date: 2006-08-24 02:21 pm (UTC)Now, I'm aware that Our Mad Stalker has his issues with reality (he doesn't believe in it), but he at least knows what planet he lives on. This girl's acting like she's got enough cordrazine in her to restart every heart on the Enterprise, with a bit left over to try and jump-start Godzilla's heart, too. I haven't seen this much loss of touch with reality since a nation that already had four years of experience actually RE-ELECTED Bush.
I do hope that when she left the courtroom that day, they let her wear one of those jackets that hug you back.
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Date: 2006-08-24 02:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-24 03:03 pm (UTC)Yeah, I agree. All that's left is the wrapper for the straw.