Huh????? What????

[patgund]

Sent to me by a friend. Would someone please try and figure this one out??

http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/w4m/366823410.html

"single white unicorn iso THE CRYSTAL GATE - 28

Are you out there? I've posted on here a few times, and I've gotten a lot of great responses from gleaming spires, colorful minarets, and even a few awesome rundown old fences. Good luck to you all! I know that what you're looking for is out there and you are all going to find it.

I'm reposting this ad in the hopes that I will actually find THE CRYSTAL GATE. I'm not here for casual sex (this is NOT the ho train), although unicorns are a fantastic animal - in bed. I envision us meeting up, maybe for lunch or coffee. We maybe go for a walk in a virgin forest and find a waterfall. After we've gotten to know each other quite well, we can find a ley line or at least an abandoned crossroad and I can enter you. Once there you can imagine the possibilities...

I'm not picky about what sorts of crystal - you can be beryl, quartz, citrine, amethyst, whatever. But I do want to reiterate here that I am only seeking THE CRYSTAL GATE. I know I sound really picky, but please do not respond if you are not THE CRYSTAL GATE.

Serious responses only, please

May Winged Serpents Speed Thee to Thy Enviable Fate

Location: port townsend

Comments

[beki.livejournal.com]

Are you the keymaster???? ;)

Sorry, couldn't resist :D

[seattlejo.livejournal.com]

The location says it all.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Is there something about port townsend I should be warned about?

[seattlejo.livejournal.com]

Its more then a little New Agey, You'll love it.

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Made of pure WTF.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Mixed with a tablespoon of "Pinky, you scare me"

[cormac.livejournal.com]

Come on, Charleeee! We're going to candy mountain! Candy mountain, Charleeeeee!

[patgund.livejournal.com]

And almost as disturbing

[matrygg.livejournal.com]

awww, they took my frickin' kidney!

It's Mage day here on Tiny Toon Adventures

[rolandx.livejournal.com]

Between the pink dolphin (confirmed by Snopes), the NOAA kerfluffle, and now this, I really wish I was running a Mage: the Ascension game. More weirdness per square foot today than you can shake an Artifact at. ;-)

Oh, and it's probably code of some kind. Or schizophrenia. And I say that as a die-hard New Ager.
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(/) Roland X
Ah, WTF-aspected Quintessence: -1 to difficulty for all rolls using the Crazy Sphere.