*chuckle*

[patgund]

This isn't the sex toy she had in mind

"My new girlfriend has issues with where I store my prophylactics. That is, tucked into the arms of an Optimus Prime action figure on my bedside table. You know, Optimus Prime - the most awesome Transformer ever. I think she finds it juvenile - but isn't sex supposed to be fun? Toys are fun."

Maybe she just thinks there's not more to you than meets the eye???

Comments

[beki.livejournal.com]

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Bad pun! No oat biscuit!!!

[maedb.livejournal.com]

I keep mine in a vintage Girl Scout First Aid box. Seemed kinda appropriate. (Note to self - remember to empty it before you sell it on eBay.)

[kyril.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You could leave them in a Boy Scout first aid box ("Be Prepared"), but not in a Girl Scout first aid box.