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BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting Arts
"The BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting system is the best, the deadliest and the most brutal combat system ever invented by man. It's the world's ultimate fighting system for military, police, special forces and civilians.
The system - which encompasses both armed and unarmed combat - makes it possible for anyone to handle any kind of combat situation - and always win! In BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting you learn how to defeat anyone, anytime, anywhere, anyhow!
The brutally effective techniques, tactics and strategies in BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting can be used by military personnel, law enforcement officers, anti-terrorist groups, intelligence agents, mixed martial artists, and civilians. Anyone can benefit by training in BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting, whether it's to learn practical street self-defense and combat tactics, or just to supplement your existing, less effective martial arts style.
Among other things, the BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting system includes:
• Unarmed Viking Combatives
• Knife & Projectiles
• Warhammer & Battle Axe
• Sword & Shield
• Staff, Stick, Baton & Spear
• Improvised Weapons
• Viking Battlefield & Raiding Tactics
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......Today, these arts are known as BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting Arts, and they are still being taught to select individuals by the last BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting Supreme Grandmaster and Inheritor of the Horned Helmet, Grandmaster Sven S. Svensson.
"Inheritor of the Horned Helmet" indeed....... Either a scam or joke.
I think that viking kittens video is more accurate.
BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting Arts
"The BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting system is the best, the deadliest and the most brutal combat system ever invented by man. It's the world's ultimate fighting system for military, police, special forces and civilians.
The system - which encompasses both armed and unarmed combat - makes it possible for anyone to handle any kind of combat situation - and always win! In BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting you learn how to defeat anyone, anytime, anywhere, anyhow!
The brutally effective techniques, tactics and strategies in BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting can be used by military personnel, law enforcement officers, anti-terrorist groups, intelligence agents, mixed martial artists, and civilians. Anyone can benefit by training in BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting, whether it's to learn practical street self-defense and combat tactics, or just to supplement your existing, less effective martial arts style.
Among other things, the BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting system includes:
• Unarmed Viking Combatives
• Knife & Projectiles
• Warhammer & Battle Axe
• Sword & Shield
• Staff, Stick, Baton & Spear
• Improvised Weapons
• Viking Battlefield & Raiding Tactics
(snip)
......Today, these arts are known as BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting Arts, and they are still being taught to select individuals by the last BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting Supreme Grandmaster and Inheritor of the Horned Helmet, Grandmaster Sven S. Svensson.
"Inheritor of the Horned Helmet" indeed....... Either a scam or joke.
I think that viking kittens video is more accurate.
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Date: 2007-07-20 05:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-20 07:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-21 12:01 am (UTC)Do you want to make some fuck, BERZERKER!
(If you don't catch the reference, it's Jay's Russian cousin's song from "Clerks".)
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Date: 2007-07-26 04:29 am (UTC)I'm sure Al Qaeda is very happy you haven't been sent to Afghanistan.
Also, what's the official unarmed Viking BEZERKER way to deal with an M1A2 tank, besides getting drunk?