Me and you, and some spam named blue....

[patgund]

Yep, it's the spam report, were I once again sort though the mass market gems that some idiot spammer has seen fit to clog my email box with.

149 Spams

61 is either Korean, Russian, or German. (Hmmmm, German is new. I still don't speak it though.)

But I guess the German is needed, because:

22 are German swinger sites! (oookay.......)
15 are ads for Swinger clubs in Texas, Louisana, and Mississippi (Okay, so someone seems to think I'm a multi-lingual swinger who lives in the South.)
13 are generic porno sites (for generic libidos I guess)
12 are get rich quick scams. (I'm not that stupid)
5 are virus packages masquarading as MS security packages. (Which, since I run MacOS X, is useless even if they were real patches.)
5 are job hunting sites (yes my job blows dead penguins. Mostly due to that senile old bat I work for)
5 Viagra ads. (Yeah, right.)
3 Assorted hardware
2 Business Cards
2 On-line gambling (I'll go to Vegas, thanks)
1 Veterans benefit package (not a veteran)
1 Private Investigators ad (to search for what??)
1 Pregnancy Stretch Mark prevention cream. (I doubt I'll be pregnant anytime in the future.....)
1 Airfare discount scam

Comments

[ag-unicorn.livejournal.com]

(yes my job blows dead penguins. Mostly due to that senile old bat I work for)

You did see my post as of yesterday, right?

It'd mean moving up here...but I suspect the job would blow far fewer dead penguins. *g*

[angelique69.livejournal.com]

You really should check out his post. It was interesting. You might actually be qualified. REG the spam. Sounds like the spam I get. Also NO, DAMMIT, I DO NOT WANT A RUSSIAN BRIDE! Blessed Be, Angelique