Wow......just wow......
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patgundCan we say "Fluff Bunny Foo-Foo" boys and girls???
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"I hang around bookstores quite often, and recently found an advert posted on the wall at Bookman's that just cracks me up. This is almost word-for-word, by the way. I am not making this advert up.
"Have the dolphins called you? We're forming a new POD in Arizona! The dolphins, powerful omni-dimensional spiritual beings, have visited humanity with the gift of DOLPHIN CONSCIOUSNESS! The new pod is forming here in Flagstaff, and we'd like you to join us to learn the healing arts brought to us by dolphin spirituality!"
No, the dolphins haven't called me, although a skunk ran after my friend and I last night and chased us back into our apartment. I imagine it'd be pretty hard to hear all that clicking and chattering in the middle of bloody Arizona.
I kind of wanted to attend the little workshop they had, just for a good hard laugh, but sadly, I needed to save money for food and rent. It cost $300 for a few hours of talking about dolphins and their relationship with aliens and dimensional beings.
...sounds to me like somebody has been reading too much Douglas Adams lately."
Yes, for $300, you too can learn DOLPHIN CONSCIOUSNESS in the middle of Arizona. Learn to heal, visualize and balance a ball on the tip of your nose while whistling the star-spangled banner
I ended up googling "DOLPHIN CONSCIOUSNESS" to see what I could find....
I think it's these folks....
Dolphin Heart World for those wanting to become a "Certified Dolphin Energy Practitioner".
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dot_pagan_snark"I hang around bookstores quite often, and recently found an advert posted on the wall at Bookman's that just cracks me up. This is almost word-for-word, by the way. I am not making this advert up.
"Have the dolphins called you? We're forming a new POD in Arizona! The dolphins, powerful omni-dimensional spiritual beings, have visited humanity with the gift of DOLPHIN CONSCIOUSNESS! The new pod is forming here in Flagstaff, and we'd like you to join us to learn the healing arts brought to us by dolphin spirituality!"
No, the dolphins haven't called me, although a skunk ran after my friend and I last night and chased us back into our apartment. I imagine it'd be pretty hard to hear all that clicking and chattering in the middle of bloody Arizona.
I kind of wanted to attend the little workshop they had, just for a good hard laugh, but sadly, I needed to save money for food and rent. It cost $300 for a few hours of talking about dolphins and their relationship with aliens and dimensional beings.
...sounds to me like somebody has been reading too much Douglas Adams lately."
Yes, for $300, you too can learn DOLPHIN CONSCIOUSNESS in the middle of Arizona. Learn to heal, visualize
I ended up googling "DOLPHIN CONSCIOUSNESS" to see what I could find....
I think it's these folks....
Dolphin Heart World for those wanting to become a "Certified Dolphin Energy Practitioner".
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Date: 2007-08-23 06:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-23 07:44 pm (UTC)Methinks the heat has gotten to them.
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Date: 2007-08-23 09:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-26 03:52 am (UTC)