picking on people
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patgundFound a post from a wanna-be dom on alt.poly. To make things worse, they were using WebTV. So I decided to poke a bit of fun at this twit's expense.
In article <22173-3EA40C5D-277@storefull-2338.public.lawson.webtv.net>,
A Wanna-be Dom who is too backward to use a real ISP or computer
wrote:
> If you are utterly and absolutely alone, with no family or friends, then
> consider becoming a cherished member of a small poly family in Pa.
Translation:
If you're even more isolated and socially inept than I am, then please come to PA so I can toss you whatever scraps of affection I can in order to justify my own pathetic existence
> Serious Master/Daddy seeks female slave, age and appearance less
> important than a commitment to the lifestyle.
Translation:
I'm too desperate to be picky.
> Master is in His 50,s and very patient, known to be strict, yet fair,
> but demands absolute control from His girls. you will be prepared to
> serve Me in any way I see fit, as well as your sisters, under My direct
> supervision.
Mommy just died and left me the house, so I can finally move out of the basement. I'm a utter control freak to make up for the lack of control in my own life.
> you must crave bondage, spanking, humiliation, and absolute control, be
> bi, or bi-curious, a cock worshipper, and a light to medium pain slut
> with a sincere desire to expand your limits.
I really have no idea what any of this means, but all the BDSM stroke mags I've read say this is what a dom wants from his slaves, so I'll put it in here anyway
> Disobedience will be met with swift, and at times, extreme punishments
Until I actually draw blood, at which point I'll scream like a little girl and fall on my knees whimpering for forgiveness.
> that will include spankings, whippings, forced public humiliation,
> orgasm denial, nipple, clit, and labia torture, hair pulling and
> isolation, to name a few.......:-)
Assuming I remember you're around and exist, at which point I'll do all of the things mommy said needed to be done to bad little girls, even though the doctors tried to convince me otherwise.
> If you are interested, email Me and W/we will begin the introduction
> process.
Please don't notify next of kin or any co-workers. Shovels and
other digging supplies will be provided as cost of lodging.
In article <22173-3EA40C5D-277@storefull-2338.public.lawson.webtv.net>,
A Wanna-be Dom who is too backward to use a real ISP or computer
> If you are utterly and absolutely alone, with no family or friends, then
> consider becoming a cherished member of a small poly family in Pa.
Translation:
If you're even more isolated and socially inept than I am, then please come to PA so I can toss you whatever scraps of affection I can in order to justify my own pathetic existence
> Serious Master/Daddy seeks female slave, age and appearance less
> important than a commitment to the lifestyle.
Translation:
I'm too desperate to be picky.
> Master is in His 50,s and very patient, known to be strict, yet fair,
> but demands absolute control from His girls. you will be prepared to
> serve Me in any way I see fit, as well as your sisters, under My direct
> supervision.
Mommy just died and left me the house, so I can finally move out of the basement. I'm a utter control freak to make up for the lack of control in my own life.
> you must crave bondage, spanking, humiliation, and absolute control, be
> bi, or bi-curious, a cock worshipper, and a light to medium pain slut
> with a sincere desire to expand your limits.
I really have no idea what any of this means, but all the BDSM stroke mags I've read say this is what a dom wants from his slaves, so I'll put it in here anyway
> Disobedience will be met with swift, and at times, extreme punishments
Until I actually draw blood, at which point I'll scream like a little girl and fall on my knees whimpering for forgiveness.
> that will include spankings, whippings, forced public humiliation,
> orgasm denial, nipple, clit, and labia torture, hair pulling and
> isolation, to name a few.......:-)
Assuming I remember you're around and exist, at which point I'll do all of the things mommy said needed to be done to bad little girls, even though the doctors tried to convince me otherwise.
> If you are interested, email Me and W/we will begin the introduction
> process.
Please don't notify next of kin or any co-workers. Shovels and
other digging supplies will be provided as cost of lodging.
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Date: 2003-05-01 10:17 am (UTC)Thank you. Snrk. hee!