Ewwwww.

[patgund]

Thanks to phinnia for this gem....

The Top 8 Worst Lines in Sci-Fi Erotica

"8> She shivered as he ran his eyes over her. She was almost sorry when he retracted them back into his skull.

7> After many attempts by the rookie space cadet, the spaceship finally fit snugly into the landing bay, but he had opened the escape hatch too soon, spilling the ship’s occupants on to the floor.

6> Later that evening, after their shifts were over, the captain discovered that hailing frequencies weren’t the *only* thing his communications officer had open!

5> The nanites touched her in ways no micromachine ever had. "

Comments

[tepintzin.livejournal.com]

I have a hard time believing any of those are real.

[ckgriffin.livejournal.com]

Okay, I know I'm a sick puppy... my first thought was "But he only posted 4 of the 8". Okay, so I've been following your unsafe (for the mind) links for too long.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

*chuckle* You of all people dear should know I'm a bit of a tease :-)

[henglaar.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's delightfully silly!