Jones Soda's War on Humanity

[patgund]

Yep, the holiday flavours are out.

Yep, Jones Soda still hates their customers.

Jones Soda at it again: Christmas Ham soda?

"It's rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it carbonated and bottled.

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, said Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors of turkey and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme packs for Christmas and Hanukkah.

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.

"As always, both packs are kosher and contain zero caffeine," a Jones news release noted."

Comments

[beki.livejournal.com]

Ya know, there used to be a Callahanian whose nick was Kosher Ham. IIRC, he was a sweetie and just a hoot :)

[mistresshuette.livejournal.com]

How can ham be Kosher? Ham is treyf.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

No real ham was used in the making of the soda

[seattlejo.livejournal.com]

Same thing with Bacon Salt. Totally kosher. No bacon used in the making .

[mmegaera.livejournal.com]

Hee. Will have to watch for the local newscasters giving it a taste on-air in the name of -- well, it ain't news...

The faces made are worth the price of admission all by themselves.