patgund | The most useless iCrap of 2007

If you're looking for accessories for an iPod.....

......these may not be it.

The 2007 Holiday Guide To iCr@p

"Want a clean, healthy smile, but don’t want to hassle with mainstream tooth-whitening solutions that are proven to be safe and effective?

If so, then Professor Bocelli’s Rock My Teeth may be what you’ve been waiting for! It lets you “whiten your teeth with music!”

A custom cable, right, with ear phones and tray jack works with your iPod or other digital music player. The device lets you control how much sound goes to your teeth and how much goes to your ears.

You can even turn up the music to your teeth and turn down the music to your ears during treatments, to truly Rock Your Teeth. According to Bocelli, the louder the music to your teeth, the more whitening energy you provide!"

or

"Do you need reasons why the iPod Thong is iCrap?
No, but here’s five, anyway:

*It’s genuine sexy black leather thong….for your iPod!
*Unlike other iPod cases, the iPod Thong leaves the edges and screen of your nano completely unprotected!
*The iPod thong not only offers no protection for your nano, but it comes with a black microfiber bag to protect the case from dust and dirt.
*“Wear it on your waist or your neck and strut your stuff!” Trust us - no one wants to see you strut your stuff with an iPod Thong around your neck.
*You’ll be pegged as a perv!"